My friend and I go to Chick-fil-a (yuummm!). We pull into the parking lot and, just like every Chick-fil-a I have ever been to, the driving directions make a circle around the building. I have attached a picture for reference.
(Don't judge me..that is a Chicken)
Basically, you can pull in from the road, and immediately take a right. There is also an entrance in the back right corner.
So we are driving to the right, and we are about to make the turn to the left to circle back around and park. (At lunch time this place is paaacked, so we could not park on the right side). As we are coming around, a red BMW pulls in and is trying to go the wrong direction, but we are in her way. We are already ridiculing this lady in the car because we are starved and want some dang chicken.
Once this lady has positioned herself this way, she is shaking her hands at us. She throws her car in reverse and backs up so she can go the right way. She stops, still stares, looks around her car for a second until she is ready to go again, then goes backwards. She slams on her brakes to try to figure out why she is still going backwards, messes around with what I thought was her shifter, then proceeds to go..BACKWARDS AGAIN! She did this 4 times y'all.
She finally gets it right and puts her car in drive. We are laughing hysterically as we pull up behind her to go park. I guess she was a little upset at this, and proceeds to drive 2 mph. Unless she was just being extra cautious.
We finnaaalllyyy get to the other side where there are empty parking spots. See exhibit 1.3 below.
She rounds her car so big, she looks like she is going to park in the space on the left, then backs up 6 times, to end up in the spot on the right that faces the restaurant.
We are still laughing as we jump out of the car and rush in to get away from this crazy lady. We get inside and stand in the long line. I then see this same lady wandering in, looking lost as can be, and steps right in front of me in the line.
I never get mad about this kind of stuff. I actually find it humorous that some people can be that far into space and they travel about through their day. I guess this lady realizes that she skipped a bunch of people, and wonders off. I never saw this lady again.
We get our lunch, eat, laugh, talk, whatever.
Once we get out of the door, there is a couple standing there making out. My friend says "Ew. Gross" really loud, and we giggle about as we head to her car. The parking lot is even more packed now than it was when we went in. We are waiting for cars to pass so we can back out, and we see this girl banging on the crazy lady's car in our rearview mirror. This was the same girl that was just making out at the door. We both just start busting out laughing.
Here is this girl with 50 lbs. of make up on, a skirt (it is like 40 degrees and freeezing), and a red flower in her hair that is blowing in the wind, banging on this lady's window with her keys in her hand. Two parking spots over, I see another BMW of the same color. We are rolling over laughing by this time. She is at the wrong car, and she doesn't know it. But we do. She tried desperately to get into this car, then suddenly realizes she is at the wrong one. She looks around to see if anyone is looking at her, sees us laughing our butts off and just stands there. Then she turns around like she is going back to the restaurant , then turns again back to her real car.
We had to pull over at a gas station because we were laughing so hard. I'm not sure what finally made her click that she was at the wrong car, or why she thought beating that car would make her keys work, but it sure was funny.
I feel very guilty for laughing, because that has definitely happened to me before. But what are the chances, that two crazy ladies drive the same car? Not too sure...but it ruined it for me.
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